Can't Find Any Next-Of-Kin You Say? Vinyl Decal Sticker

"We've been unable to locate any next of kin."
Death Investigator: "Challenge accepted."
Some people hear 'no next of kin.' We hear 'give me five minutes'.

3" Matte Vinyl Decal Sticker

A soft matte finish that looks just as good on a laptop as it does on your favorite water bottle. Each sticker is printed on durable 5mil vinyl with a protective UV laminate — built to handle the dishwasher, the beach, and everyday wear without fading, peeling, or scratching.

• Size: 3" at the longest side
• Finish: Matte (no glare, smooth touch)
• Durable: Waterproof, dishwasher-safe, scratch-resistant
• Built to last: Rated for 6+ years of daily use, indoors or out
• Application: Peel, stick, done — works on water bottles, laptops, tumblers, and more

Stick it somewhere it'll actually get used. Wash it, take it outside, throw it in a bag — it's made to keep up.